Case of the Mondays
I’m not myself until I’ve had some coffee. Some might call that an addiction. I say, mind your own business.
We all have those days so why not express it. It’s not good to keep these things bottled up. Plus, come on, it’s funny. I’m not sure if you can put this in the microwave or not. I’ve had that trouble with mugs before that have gold lettering on them. Some people might say that there were sparks between us. Others might say “you need to buy a new microwave, this one is broken now.”