Tuxedo Bear
Is there a fancier bear out there than the panda? No, there isn’t. The panda is most comfortable in a top hat and monocle. The movers and shakers in the bear world are panda bears. This isn’t opinion. It’s cold hard panda facts. What better way to infiltrate their panda high hat society but with a panda coat.
Panda Facts
All giant pandas are owned by and belong to China no matter where they are born. There’s also a pretty hefty panda tax that goes along with having a panda in your zoo. Every panda is on loan from China with a yearly fee of up to $1,000,000. That’s a lot of money for an animal that is causing it’s own extinction. It’s good for you this coat is not made out of real panda then. The price might be a bit steeper.
This panda jacket is ideal for black-tie weddings, charity balls and trips to the opera.
$199.00
You Other Bears Can’t Deny
OK, in all fairness a wolf is not a bear. We’ll let it slide though because it is a pretty bad-ass coat. I remember walking to work one day and I saw a grizzly bear smoking. Completely unrelated to the wolf coat, but what a time to be alive.
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If you're seeing pink elephants you might be drunk. If you're seeing pink bears you might be in the presence of greatness. This is the pink agenda.
$199.00
