I guess I never thought about where the dots came from until now. I wish I didn't know this bit of information. Looks like he is the cause and the solution to a lot of his own problems. Oh Pac-Man, I dreamed of being you one day but not any more. Well... I do own a toilet.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in tiredness and were suddenly caffeinated. I fear something tea-able has happened. Good, good, let the tea flow through you. If you caffeinate me now, I shall become more awake than you can possibly imagine
Can't think of anything that is worse than warm beer? Well you're going to have to after you get your hands on this thing. It might not chill an already warm beer but you can enjoy a cold beer even longer. Just writing about this thing is making me thirsty. One moment, the fridge is calling.
When the topic of lock picking comes up, thoughts of spy movies, criminal masterminds, and survivalists flood my mind. Which one are you? Master Thief sounds like a cool title... I mean Spy. Yeah, I mean Spy, not thief. In a perfect world my name would be Danny Ocean.Ocean.
Sometimes a regular mug just won't cut it. With this mug you can explode into the mornings and finally get stuff done. Really start your day off with a bang. It's a real live one. Alright I think that's all of the grenade puns I can think of right now. I'm sure I'll think of more after I get out of the trenches.
Videogames
Pacman, Tetris, Mario, Portals, Tomb Raider, The Sims, Half Life and Space Invaders are all featured videogames in this print. Along with other iconic videogame imagry such as an insert coin slot and a classic Nintendo controller this piece of art screams nostalgia.
Quality
Gallery quality Giclée ...
I never thought I'd be able to have one of these IRL (that's In Real Life for all you noobs). These tiny Fairies are contained in a cute orb-shaped bottle! They make themselves at home and spread pixy dust all over the place. Warning: Do not attempt remove the fairy.
We've all got lips that need a bit of love, but why not moisturize in style? Who wants an average tube of balm when you can get a precious little cherry or a sweet blueberry? Not only can your lips be smooth as butter (and protected against UV rays), but you can impress all your friends with this cute balm.
Now I just need to find a friend that likes the same music as me. Or even a friend in general. Well this got depressing really fast. Lets pretend you already have friends and like to chill in close proximity while listening to music. This is for you then. Great for road trips and bus rides.