It’s a living
Someone has to do it. When the water fights cease, who disarms the unexploded projectiles? Time to call in the specialists. The Water Bomb Squad! These brave men and women risk their dry clothes day in an day out with little thanks.
Why not? It never ceases to amaze me how clever people can be in t-shirt form. I always get a kick out of stuff like this. That’s probably because I’m a large child though.