I'm still not convinced that this isn't just designed for giant pencils. You can sharpen carrots, cucumbers, and probably a lot of other vegetables I don't know about. Heck, I'd even try this on a pickle. Just don't put your junk in it. I'm sure you didn't even think of that but now that you have, don't do it.
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Ketchup / Mustard gun, the most powerful condiment dispenser in the world and would blow your bun clean off, you've gotta ask yourself...
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I never thought I'd be able to have one of these IRL (that's In Real Life for all you noobs). These tiny Fairies are contained in a cute orb-shaped bottle! They make themselves at home and spread pixy dust all over the place. Warning: Do not attempt remove the fairy.
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Two chairs made from wine barrels and a free end table for only $700.00? Well now I've seen everything. They even have wine glass holders built into the arm rests! Face these chairs overlooking your vineyard for the perfect view...or whatever rich people do. Perfect for your next garden party.
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Can't think of anything that is worse than warm beer? Well you're going to have to after you get your hands on this thing. It might not chill an already warm beer but you can enjoy a cold beer even longer. Just writing about this thing is making me thirsty. One moment, the fridge is calling.
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I want this to be my alarm clock. The only thing that could make it better is if it also made coffee. A man can dream...a man can dream. For now I suppose I'll just have to duct tape it to my Keurig like everybody else. Hmmmmm, well now I want waffles too. This might be getting out of hand.
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Finally a mug that I can be proud to drink from. I feel like I should be singing an old drinking song every time I hold it. MORE BEER! Is what I would shout as the fire burns in the stone fireplace and a fellow viking rolls out another barrel for us to partake in. Just then a new song starts for us to sing.
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I might not be able to draw very well but that doesn't matter with this iPhone case (the pencils aren't real). Fits the iPhone 5/5s, 6, and 6 plus. Oh, who am I kidding...I can draw. This case is still pretty cool though. I kind of want to draw a picture of it then take a picture of that...caseception.
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I always thought jet skies were cool until I stumbled upon the Jetovator personal water craft. This water toy brings it all to a whole new level. Reaching speeds of 25mph and heights of 25ft you'll be flying high on this bad boy. Don't throw your jet ski out just yet though.
$6975.00
What could be more fun? This thing could only get better if it was bacon confetti. Mmmmmmmm bacon confetti *drools*. If you're looking for a balloon to destroy someones house though try making a glitter balloon. They'll be vacuuming that stuff up until the day they move out.
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