When the topic of lock picking comes up, thoughts of spy movies, criminal masterminds, and survivalists flood my mind. Which one are you? Master Thief sounds like a cool title... I mean Spy. Yeah, I mean Spy, not thief. In a perfect world my name would be Danny Ocean.Ocean.
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One month of survival food. That's a long time seeing as how I probably only have about a days worth of food in my place at any given time. I live mainly off a steady diet of cheese and regret. I was always told to take the path less traveled. I'm not sure this is what they meant by it, but here I am.
Surival
There is just something about leggings with a print on them that makes you stand out. You'll be sure to draw a crowd with these... Or maybe I'm thinking of clouds. Either way it is going to be a good time. Your legs help you stand and these leggings will help you stand out.
$39.00
What else is needed when you have caffeine and sugar? That's right, skulls in the shape of spoons. Hmm, or is it a spoon in the shape of a skull. Either way it's bad-ass and a necessary addition to any caffeine ritual. I take my coffee with two spoonfuls of awesome. How do you take yours?
Coffee
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake it. Apparently you're actually not supposed to shake a Polaroid picture. I was misinformed by a very catchy song. Get this necklace and shake up your style. There is a tiny film that slides in and out making it a unique locket.
Shoot
Klein Bottles are pretty interesting and you should look them up because I don't feel like explaining what it is. Here someone has taken that THING I don't want to explain and turned it into a bottle opener. You can't really go wrong in turning anything into a bottle opener.
$64.00
Loser racks and winner breaks. Those are the house rules. By rack I mean you can light the candles and set the mood for this metaphorical "pool game" we're playing. This would be a nice addition to any game room, basement bar, or man cave. A definite conversation piece anyone can appreciate.
Home Decor
Wood you wear these? Who am I kidding, of course, I don't know anyone who could say no. Wood grain has always been a favorite pattern of mine since it's always unique. You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I'd let you borrow them though. Ok I'm done with the puns... for now.
$100.00
I'm a little teapot pour me hooot. This is my handle this is my hooot! Is this a good teapot? Well...Owl be the judge of that. It is very adorable, that's for sure. Even if you don't use it for coffee or tea it looks like it would be a very good display piece. Ok, these puns are for the birds.
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You asked for it and we got it. This moustache wax by Death Grip does not mess around, it's competition grade strong. This stuff will strengthens, softens, and tames your moustache all at the same time. Like a moustache magician. A small business based out of Colorado that takes pride in producing quality.
$11.99
