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Get Caffeinated

I like to start my morning by absorbing caffeine right into my skin while I shower. If I could I would just hook a pot of coffee to my veins through an IV drip. Really any way to get more caffeine into my system is welcomed and endorsed by me. There was a spoof product a few years ago that was a caffeine inhaler that I was really excited about buying until I found out it wasn’t real. A man can dream though…a man can dream.


What are other products we can invent that could be used as a caffeine delivery system? Maybe a caffeinated patch like those nicotine stickers or birth control things. I’ve already seen and used the gum so that idea is out. Hmmmmm… what about caffeinated eye drops? Maybe science has gone to far.

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