I’ve always imagined the day I could let my inner cat shine. I didn’t know that today would be that day. There are a lot of options here. Maybe you fancy yourself more as a moose. I just wish there was a paper squirrel mask so we could go to a party together as Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Simple, functional, and stylish. These are all the things I look for in a wallet. It’s handmade out of leather and comes in a variety of colors (mostly shades of tan/brown). You can also get it personalized with your initials for an extra $1.00. If this is a present don't use your own initials ...
I'm still not convinced that this isn't just designed for giant pencils. You can sharpen carrots, cucumbers, and probably a lot of other vegetables I don't know about. Heck, I'd even try this on a pickle. Just don't put your junk in it. I'm sure you didn't even think of that but now that you have, ...
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Ketchup / Mustard gun, the most powerful condiment dispenser in the world and would blow your bun clean off, you've gotta ask ...
I never thought I'd be able to have one of these IRL (that's In Real Life for all you noobs). These tiny Fairies are contained in a cute orb-shaped bottle! They make themselves at home and spread pixy dust all over the place. Warning: Do not attempt remove the fairy.
Two chairs made from wine barrels and a free end table for only $700.00? Well now I've seen everything. They even have wine glass holders built into the arm rests! Face these chairs overlooking your vineyard for the perfect view...or whatever rich people do. Perfect for your next garden party.
Can't think of anything that is worse than warm beer? Well you're going to have to after you get your hands on this thing. It might not chill an already warm beer but you can enjoy a cold beer even longer. Just writing about this thing is making me thirsty. One moment, the fridge is calling.
I want this to be my alarm clock. The only thing that could make it better is if it also made coffee. A man can dream...a man can dream. For now I suppose I'll just have to duct tape it to my Keurig like everybody else. Hmmmmm, well now I want waffles too. This might be getting out of hand.
Finally a mug that I can be proud to drink from. I feel like I should be singing an old drinking song every time I hold it. MORE BEER! Is what I would shout as the fire burns in the stone fireplace and a fellow viking rolls out another barrel for us to partake in. Just then a new song starts for us ...